25Nov

Simultaneous translation of songs! Transferred from the Machinima blog.

by blog-314

To begin with, I’ll explain what the phrase “simultaneous translation of songs” means in my understanding… This is not just a literary translation. This is a text that, with the right approach, can be sung to the music of the original song. ALL texts are translated by me. If anyone is interested in a similar topic, then here I will post the texts as they become available. Criticize! 🙂
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Paradise City (Guns’n’Roses)

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home Oh, won’t you please take me home

Just an urchin livin’ under the street, hard case that’s tough to beat
I’m your charity case, so buy me somethin’ to eat, I’ll pay you at another time
Take it to the end of the line

Ragz to richez or so they say, ya gotta-keep pushin’ for the fortune and fame
It’s all a gamble when it’s just a game, ya treat it like a capital crime
Everybody’s doing their time

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home

Strapped in the chair of the city’s gas chamber
Why I’m here I can’t quite remember
The surgeon general says it’s hazardous to breathe
I’d have another cigarette but I can’t see
Tell me who you’re gonna believe

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home, yeah

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

So far away, so far away, so far away, so far away

Captain America’s been torn apart
Now he’s a court jester with a broken heart
He said- turn me around and take me back to the start
I must be losin’ my mind- Are you blind?
I’ve seen it all a million times

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won’t you please take me home

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home Oh, won’t you please take me home

Oh I wanna go, I wanna go, oh won’t you please take me home
Oh won’t you please take me home

Take me down to the paradise city
Where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Take me home

Oh, won’t you please take me home

Give me the opportunity to get to the city of Paradise,
Where the grass is green and the girls are beautiful,
Oh, please, go home..

I, like a boy, live in a gateway, an accident hits me hard in the face..
I’m begging, buy me something to eat, I promise I’ll repay the debt
Before I finish my journey.

From rags to riches, as they say, I will try my luck for years on end..
Only in the game is passion useful… Yes, and for pleasure they are executed – Shock in the electric chair!

Give me the opportunity to get to the city of Paradise,
Where the grass is green and the girls are beautiful,
Oh, please, go home..

Tied to a chair in a city gas chamber
How I got here, I can’t remember in my mind..
The surgeon says it’s dangerous to breathe here,
I would like another cigarette, but it’s dark around..
But who to believe then?!?

Give me the opportunity to get to the city of Paradise,
Where the grass is green and the girls are beautiful,
Oh, please, go home..

So far, so far, so far, so far

Captain America tore and threw,
With a broken heart he became a laughing stock.
He said: “Bring me back to the start again.”!
It is his own fault for his defeat..
I’ve seen hell millions of times!

Give me the opportunity to get to the city of Paradise,
Where the grass is green and the girls are beautiful,
Oh, please, go home..

Hey God (Bon Jovi)

Hey God, I’m just a little man got a wife and family
But I almost lost the house
Yeah, I bought into the dream
We’re barely holdin’ on, when I’m in way to deep
We’re two paychecks away from living out on the streets

She’s a workin’ single mom, like a Saint she don’t complain
She never says a word, but she thinks that she’s to blame
Her son just got sad, he blew some punk away
She did her best to raise him, but the world got in the way

Hey God — Tell me what the hell is going on
It Seems like all the good shits gone
It keeps on getting harder hanging on
Hey God, there’s nights you know I want to scream
These days you’ve even harder to believe
I know how busy you must be, but Hey God..
Do you ever think about me

Born into the ghetto in 1991, just a happy child
Playing beneath the summer sun
A vacant lots’ his playground, by 12 he’s got a gun
The odds are bet against him, junior don’t make 21

Hey God — Tell me what the hell is going on
It Seems like all the good shits gone
It keeps on getting harder hangin’ on
Hey God, there’s nights you know I want to scream
These days you’ve even harder to believe
I know how busy you must be, but Hey God..

I’d get down on my knees
I’m going to try this thing you way
Seen a dying man too proud to be spit on his own grave
Was he too gone to save?
Did you even know his name?
Are you the one to blame, Ha I got something to say

Hey God, I’m just a man with a wife and children,
But I’m almost homeless,
I dream of buying him back.
We’re barely hanging on when I’m at the bottom.
We are two shots away from losing our home..

She is a working mother and endures everything like a saint..
I’m used to not grumbling, but blaming myself for everything
The son received a criminal record, he is unlikely to be guilty.
She raised him, but all her efforts were in vain..

Hey God, why the hell is this a mess??
All God’s crap is like nothing,
The weight on my shoulders gets heavier and heavier..
Hey God, at night I want to scream,
And during the day it’s harder to keep faith.
I know you’re busy as always, but hey God,
Think about me sometimes..

So in ninety-one he was born.
frolicking in the summer sun,
Played alone in the garden,
He didn’t hang out with anyone there. At twelve I took a gun,
Already on the twenty-first I got stupidly!

I’d like to fall on my knees,
I’m still trying to scream..
I saw a suicide bomber too proud to beg..
He didn’t deserve to live?
Do you even know who he was??
You’re the only one to blame? Ha! I have more to say!

New Divide (Linkin Park)

The lightning all around me
I remembered each flash
As time began to blur
Like a startling sign
That fate had finally found me
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect the space between
Let it fill up to reach the truth and lies
Across this new divide

There was nothing inside
The memories left abandoned
There was nowhere to hide
The ashes fell like snow
And the ground caved in
Between where we were standing
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the thoughts cross
The distance in your eyes
Across this new divide

And every loss and every lie
And every truth that you deny
And each regret and each goodbye
Was a mistake too great to hide

And your voice was all I heard
But I get what I deserve

Across this new divide
Across this new divide

I remember black skies
Flashes flashed all around,
I remember the thunderclap
And it’s like time goes back,
Like a mysterious cross..
With fate in cat and mouse.
And I heard your voice,
What to destroy is not to sculpt.

So give me a reason!
that I’m wrong
I wish I could understand!
Let me erase
Tiredness from your eyes!
Give me a reason,
Just fell once,
Erase this space!
Let us have enough feelings and truth for two,
To understand them!

Nothing to see,
Besides memory, what will you get?,
It will be over your head,
Ashes fly like snow
And destroy bridges
Above the abyss between us,
But I hear your voice,
What to destroy is not to sculpt.

So give me a reason!
that I’m wrong
I wish I could understand!
Let me erase
Tiredness from your eyes!
To understand them!

And every argument, every lie,
Any truth you find,
Any bummer, goodbye trembling
Don’t destroy in vain!
And I hear your voice,
What to destroy is not to sculpt.

10th Man Down (Nightwish)

Today I killed, he was just a boy
Eight before him, I knew them all
In the fields a dying oath:
I’d kill them all to save my own

C h o r u s
Cut me free, bleed with me, oh no
One by one, we will fall, down down
Pull the plug, end the pain, run’n fight for life
Hold on tight, this ain’t my fight

Deliver me from this war
It’s not for me it’s because of you
Devil’s instant my eternity
Obey to kill to save yourself

“I envy the 9 lives that gave me hell
My path made up by their torn bodies
Man to man, soldier to soldier, dust to dust
Call me a coward but I can’t take it anymore"

They wait for me back home
The live with eyes turned away
They were the first ones to see
They are the last ones to bleed

"The ultimate high as all beautiful dies
A ruler’s tool, priest’s excuse, tyrant’s delight…
I alone, the great white hunter
I’ll march till the dawn brings me rest
10th patriot at the gallow’s pole!»

I killed again. He’s quite a boy..
I knew all eight of them guys.
I cursed myself then:
Killed them all, but saved himself.

Chorus:
hurt me,
Expire
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We will die,
We’ll all fall
At night.
Shoot,
Stop it
Pain! Survive,
save them!
Can’t forgive yourself..

Leave me, I won’t live..
Save yourself, I’ve become a burden.
I don’t want to drag the wounded further,
On the battlefield he finished off..

I envy those who gave me hell..
My path is paved with torn flesh:
Death is everywhere, ashes to ashes, eternal fear..
You will say that I am a coward, but I can’t do this anymore..

They wanted to go home,
But we walked along a different path.
They were able to see,
End your suffering.

Our end is high, like all these victims,
Themis sword, freedom of the soul, the fall of dreams..

I’m alone, white killer,
I will find my peace where death is..

And the patriot is on the gallows!

A Hope In Hell (Glamour Of The Kill) – from Dirt 2

I hide in the shadows im afraid of the light
and the day cannot disguise
that there must be something
there must be something more
and i feel it come alive when…

i hear her call my name
i hear her call my name

one thing left to fear
can you save me?
wont you save me from the dark?

we fight our fears as we parted blackened skies
as the rays of hope shone down to us
god only knows we tried
there must be something
there must be something more
and i know i will survive when.

I’m hiding in the shadows – I’m terrified of the light,
Day won’t answer everything!
And there’s something here,
There’s something more,
What will help you survive if..

…I hear her calling..
…I hear her calling..
…I hear her calling..
…I hear her calling..

There is a step to fear..
Help me!
Help me leave the shadow!

We overcame fear, and we drove away the shadow,
And rays of hope descended on us,
God gave dreams!
And there’s something here,
There’s something more,
What will help you survive if..

All For Love (Bryan Adams)

When it’s love you give
(I’ll be a man of good faith.)
Then in love you live.
(I’ll make a stand. I won’t break.)
I’ll be the rock you can build on,
Be there when you’re old,
To have and to hold.

When there’s love inside
(I swear I’ll always be strong.)
Then there’s a reason why.
(I’ll prove to you we belong.)
I’ll be the wal that protects you
From the wind and the rain,
From the hurt and pain.

Let’s make it all for one and all for love.
Let the one you hold be the one you want,
The one you need,
‘Cause when it’s all for one it’s one for all.
When there’s someone that should know
Then just let your feelings show
And make it all for one and all for love.

When it’s love you make
(I’ll be the fire in your night.)
Then it’s love you take.
(I will defend, I will fight.)
I’ll be there when you need me.
When honor’s at stake,
This vow I will make:

That it’s all for one and all for love.
Let the one be the one you want,
The one you need,
‘Cause when it’s all for one it’s one for all.
When there’s someone that should know
Then just let your feelings show
And make it all for one and all for love.

Don’t lay our love to rest
‘Cause we could stand up to you test.
We got everything and more than we had planned,
More than the rivers that run the land.
We’ve got it all in our hands.

Now it’s all for one and all for love.
(It’s all for love.)
Let the one you hold be the one you want,
The one you need,
‘Cause when it’s all for one it’s one for all.
(It’s one for all.)
When there’s someone that should know
Then just let your feelings show.
When there’s someone that you want,
When there’s someone that you need
Let’s make it all, all for one and all for love.

When you fall in love
(I’ll believe in dreams),
You will drown in love
(I don’t dare save),
I will become a stone wall
Until I’m old
to protect you.

When love is inside
(I’ll be strong, I swear),
There are every reason to live
(That you are mine I will prove).
I will become a protective wall
From winds and rains,
From bad news.

Do everything for love and for you,
Become the only one you desire
I would dare.
I’m ready to give my life for all this,
If only someone made it clear,
I could show my feelings,
Do everything for love and for me..

When love will come
(I’ll light the way),
He will take you with him
(Fight and Defend).
I’ll be where you need me,
Where is honor at stake?,
I could swear!

Don’t lie that you’re not the same,
We can test you.
We’ll get more than we could ever ask for with you
More than rivers could give to the earth
And we can do it all!

Do it for love and for you,
(For you)
Become the only one you desire
I would dare.
I’m ready to give my life for all this
(Give it all away)
If only someone made it clear,
I could show my feelings..
If only someone made it clear,
I could show my feelings,
Do everything for, for love and for me.

Baptized with a perfect name
The doubting one by heart
Alone without himself

War between him and the day
With someone to blame
In the end little he can do alone
You believe at what you see
You recieve at what you give

There is the one
The never-fading rain in your heart
That chooses snow-white sorrow
There is the one, the hiding Amaranth
In a land of the daybreak

A path in the wandering eye
In this brief line of time
We reach for the one to ever dare
You believe at what you see
You recieve at what you give

There is the one
The never-fading rain in your heart
That chooses snow-white sorrow
There is the one, the hiding Amaranth
In a land of the daybreak

Preaching, searching
for something untouched
Hearing voices of the never-fading howling

There is the one
The never-fading rain in your heart
That chooses snow-white sorrow
There is the one, the hiding Amaranth
In a land of the daybreak

Bears the name of a deity,
Doubts in the soul..
He lost himself.

He is the enemy of his own shadows.
But whose fault is it?
And he has nowhere else to run.

Do you believe your eyes?
You get it on business?

You caress him, rain from
Sveta,
Your heart is whiter than snowy sorrow..
If you caress your amaranth
You will find where the dawn.

Only one, leaving his squad,
You speed up your pace to catch up
you can do everyone at once.

Do you believe your eyes?
You get it on business?

You caress him, rain from
Sveta,
Your heart is whiter than snowy sorrow..
If you caress your amaranth
You will find where the dawn.

If you want, you are looking for something that you can’t get..
This voice into eternity continues to call us.

You caress him, rain from
Sveta,
Your heart is whiter than snowy sorrow..
If you caress your amaranth
You will find where the dawn.

Amaranth. The botanical name comes from the Greek.

Believe it or not (Nickelback)

Believe it or not, everyone have things that they hide
Believe it or not, everyone keeps most things inside
Believe it or not, everyone, believe in something above
Believe it or not, everyone, need to feel loved

Feel loved, but we don’t, and we won’t
Until we figure out, could someone deliver us?
And send us some kind of sign, so close to giving up
Coz faith is so hard to find
She don’t, and you won’t, until we figure out

I’ve seen it a lot
Every time to the world turns upside down
Believe it or not
Most of us feel like we’re losing ground
Believe it or not, everyone, hate admitting fear
Believe it or not, most of us wanna know why we’re here

Why we’re here, but we don’t and we won’t
Until we figure out, Could someone deliver us?
And send us some kind of sign, so close to giving up
Coz faith is so hard to find, someone deliver us?
And send us some kind of sign, so close to giving up
Coz faith is so hard to find
She don’t, and you won’t, until we figure out

Most of us have nothing to complain about
Most of us have things we could live without
Everyone needs advice on how to get along

Get along we don’t, until we figure out

Believe it or not everyone…

Feel loved, but we don’t, and we won’t
Until we figure out, Could someone deliver us?
And send us some kind of sign, so close to giving up
Coz faith is so hard to find, someone deliver us?
And send us some kind of sign, so close to giving up
Coz faith is so hard to find
She don’t, and you won’t, until we figure out

If you don’t want it, don’t believe it

Believe it or not, everyone has something to hide from everyone..
Whether you want it or not, believe it or not, everyone already keeps sin to themselves..
Believe it or not, everyone already believes in their gods..
Whether you want it or not, believe it or not, they all already need love..

Their love, but not for me, but not for us!
Until we find out who set us up..
And give me a sign from above.
So close to failure now,
But there is no way to find us..
Neither her nor you, until I find out.

I have often seen, every time the world went crazy..
Believe it or not, each of us has seen both bottoms..
Believe it or not, each of us hates passion..
Believe it or not, each of us just wants to know,

Who is he, but not you, but not me,
Until we find out who set us up..
And give me a sign from above.
So close to failure now,
But there is no way to find us..
Who set us up..
And give me a sign from above.
So close to failure now,
But there is no way to find us..
Neither her nor you, until I find out.

Most people have nothing to complain about,
Most people don’t need anything else..
Everyone wants to know how to last longer..
But not you, but not us, until we find out!

Their love, but not for me, but not for us!
Until we find out who set us up..
And give me a sign from above.
So close to failure now,
But there is no way to find us..
Who set us up..
And give me a sign from above.
So close to failure now,
But there is no way to find us..
Neither her nor you, until I find out.

Blind Man (Black Stone Cherry) – from Dirt 2

Disappointing change in seasons
cold has come again.
Streets are flooded with excuses
stories never end.
People walk in their delusion
wading through despair.
We must come to stand as one
and take the cross they bare.

So we will try not to cry
when we’re walkin’ in their shoes.
Have you heard the news?
Hey have you seen the blind man in disguise,
Lookin’ for his eyes?
Hey have you seen the rain man
lookin’ to the sky, beggin’ for sunlight?
The darkest times ain’t always at night

A man will hold a sign and preach
"This world will not stand".
We are all among the scared,
so will you hold my hand.

So We will try not to cry
when we are walkin’ in their shoes.
Have you heard the news?
Hey have you seen the blind man in disguise,
Lookin’ for his eyes?
Hey have you seen the rain man
lookin’ to the sky, beggin’ for sunlight?
The darkest times ain’t always at night

The time of year is stressful,
It got cold.
Nature is crying outside the window
And for a long time now..
People are marking time
In my own dreams.
We gotta stick together,
Don’t have your head in the clouds.

Good luck waiting, don’t shout,
If you accepted the game.
Here’s what I’ll say..
Hey, I saw that the blind man is to blame,
Averted my gaze?
Hey, have you seen a rain man somewhere?
I wished for the sun?
It’s dark in the soul not only at night!

And someone laments again:
"This world will fall".
The one who is scared,
Let him stand in a circle with us.

Fight To Survive (Stan Bush) – from the movie “Bloodsport”

My body’s ready
My heart’s on fire
I’m gonna push it over the wire
Perfect timing
Tight as a drum
The final battle’s already won

I’m taking hold of every moment
Given strength by the breath of life
I’m gonna stake my claim
I fight to survive!

Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite..

I’ve worked hard every night and day
So I’m prepared to make my way
Mind and body are the perfect team
Now’s my chance to live my dream

I’m taking hold of every moment
Given strength by the breath of life
I’m gonna stake my claim
I fight to survive!

Kumite, kumite
Kumite, kumite.

The body is ready, and the heart is on fire,
And I break my inhibitions!
The calculation is cold, like a string.
I am confident of my victory!
I am calm every second,
The spirit is strong, it cannot be broken (it cannot be broken),
You can’t change me!
I fight to live!

I worked every day and night,
Now I don’t mind choosing my own path.
I united mind and body,
I deserve my dream!
I am calm every second,
The spirit is strong, it cannot be broken (it cannot be broken),
You can’t change me!
I fight to live!

Have A Nice Day (Bon Jovi)

Why you wanna tell me how to live my life?
Who are you to tell me if it’s black or white?
Mama, can you hear me? Try to understand.
Is innocence the difference between a boy and a man.
My daddy lived the life, it’s just the price that he paid.
Sacrificed his life, just slavin’ away.

Chorus:
Ohhh, if there’s one thing I hang onto,
It gets me through the night.
I aint gonna do what I don’t want to,
I’m gonna live my life.
Shining like a diamond, rolling with the dice,
Standing on the ledge, show the wind how to fly.
When the world gets in my face,
I say, Have a Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day

Take a look around you, look it’s what he sees.
We’re living in a broken home of hopes and dreams,
Let me be the first to shake a helping hand.
Everybody, pray enough to take a stand,
I knocked on every door, on every dead end street,
Looking for forgiveness,
what’s left to believe?

Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.
Have A Nice Day.

When the world keeps trying, to drag me down,
I’ve gotta raise my hands, gonna stand my ground.
Well I say, Have a Nice Day.

Have A Nice Day
Have A Nice Day

Why does everyone try to give me advice??
Who are you to tell me what’s bad and what’s not??
Mom, can’t you hear? Finally understand!
There is a difference between men and children!
My dad lived his life, paid for everything in full,
Sacrificed himself, working like a slave!

ABOUT! If there is support nearby,
To illuminate my path,
I won’t do anything that shouldn’t be done.
I’m going to live!
Shining like a diamond, taking advantage of your chance,
Standing on the edge, teaching the wind to fly!
When the world comes at me,
In response: “Good afternoon!»
“Good afternoon!»

Look around you, what’s what:
We live, losing hope and our dreams.
Be the first to shake a helping hand.
Everyone prays with dignity to stand!
I knocked on every house, wandered through dead ends,
I longed for forgiveness,
What I was looking for to believe in!

If the world tries to break me,
I will raise my hands to stand on the ground.
And in response (again!): “Good afternoon!»
“Good afternoon!»
“Good afternoon!»

Aria – Horror and Fear

Attention! This is my first attempt at translation from Russian into English! So, who knows, let’s check that everything is correct!

Aria – Horror and Fear

I’ll leave in the morning,
But I won’t leave completely.
Powder the tear marks,
Relax in the arms of white walls.

I rocked you in your cradle,
You are an angel, you are an angel in the flesh.
The years flew into the distance, but
You can’t find a better companion.

I’m with you in reality and in dreams,
I’m reflected in your eyes.
I am stronger than love and more cunning than fate,
My kiss is like ice on your lips,
I am your horror and fear.

I own your soul,
The body is subordinate to me.
I’m not tired of drinking
Viscous wine for you.

You’re even afraid of your own shadow,
My God, my God, my God – this is ecstasy.
It’s a pity that death will change everything,
Having insidiously separated us from you.

I’m with you in reality and in dreams,
I’m reflected in your eyes.
I am stronger than love and more cunning than fate,
My kiss is like ice on your lips,
I am your horror and fear.

Horror(or “nightmare”, whichever is better?) and Fear

I’ll go away in the morning.
But I’ll come back to you soon…
Powder shadows under the eyes,
And relax in the shadow of the noon.

I was rock your cradle many years ago…
You’re an angel. You’re the folen angel…
You grow up so fast, but..
I am the best life’s companion!

I’m with you in your worst dreams…
I’m with you in your reality.
I’m stronger than love,
I’m more artful than fate.
And my kiss like an ice on your lips…
I’m your horror(nightmare) and fear.

I am reigning over your soul,
And taking your body under control.
I will never let you go!
I will always hold you by the neck!

You’re afraid even of your own shadow!
Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! This is an ecstasy!
But your death will change all…
And this fact is so sadly for me..

Aria – Go away and don’t come back

Second attempt at Englishfication of the song..

Go away and don’t come back!

Go away and don’t come back!
And don’t come back to me!

You wanted to be the coolest,
Torment with your beauty
And force the best
Together we pay you tribute!

You decided to break into the world,
And I found myself two princes:
And a banker and a murderer..
You’re just a cunning bitch

Go away and don’t come back
And don’t come back to me!

You call and ask for a meeting
Definitely in the evening,
Where there is music and candles..
Do you think I’m an idiot?

Out of my heart, vampire’s daughter!
I give you half the world
If only you would forget me
And didn’t back up!

Go away and don’t come back
And don’t come back to
to me
hope we play old love!
Bye bye baby! There are a lot of old goats in the world!

Go away!
Don’t even think come back!
Don’t even think come back to me!

You just wanted to be a princess,
Make your men to be a brainless,
Make the best of them to pay for
Chance only look at you once!

You decided to be a famous,
Found the best of executors…
That was a banker and a killer…
You are the worst of morrans!

Go away!
Don’t even think come back!
Don’t even think come back to me!

Colling me you ask for meeting
In the restaurant in the evening!
There will be music, vine and candles…
You maybe think I’m a fool!

Go away from head and soul!
I will give you half of my world…
All for you! You just forget me!
I’ll never let you rule!

Go away!
Don’t even think come back!
Don’t even think come back to me
..
and don’t hope that we will play this old fucking game!
Bye-bye baby! Time to show you who are the man!

AC/DC – Highway to Hell.

Living easy, Living free.
Season tickets for a one-way ride.
Asking nothing, leave me be.
Taking everything in my stride.

Don’t need reason, don’t need rhyme.
There ain’t nothing I would rather do.
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too

I’m on a Highway To Hell,
Highway To Hell

No more stop signs or speed limits
Nobody is going to slow us down.
Like a wheel, going to spin it
Nobody’s going to mess me around

Hey Satan! Paid my dues
Playing in a rocking band
Hey there Momma! Look at me
I’m on my way to the Promised Land

I’m on the Highway To Hell
(don’t stop me)
And I’m going down, all the way
I’m on the Highway To Hell

Burning your life,
One way ticket,
I only ask for one thing:
So as not to miss your moment.

If only I could live from scratch again
(In the hour of judgment, alas, there is no point in lying),
Like all my friends,
I wouldn’t change a thing.

My Road to Hell!
Road to Hell!

No restrictions!
And there’s no stopping me!
I step on the gas without a doubt,
I’ve already lived my life!

Hey Devil! Pay!
We played only for you!
Hey mom! Look!
The promised land awaits!

My Road to Hell!
Road to Hell!
My Road to Hell!
Road to Hell!
Farewell!
My Road to Hell!
I’m going there… so far!
My Road to Hell!

(“amaranthos”: “a” – not, “maraino” – fade, “anthos” – flower – “unfading flower”). Symbol of immortality among the ancients.

25Sep

The simple depth of battles and familiar relations with the NPC are details about the Haunted Chocolatier, the game from the author of Stardew Valley

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In October 2021 Eric Baroni (Eric Barone), responsible for Stardew Valley, I announced a new game-a life simulator with action-RPG elements Concernedape’s Haunted Chocolatier. Recently, the developer shared the details about the project in an interview with Vgkami.

Gameplay

The combat system Haunted Chocolatier should become easy to master, but deep in essence. Baroni intends to grab the traditional spirit of battles from two-dimensional action-RPG and at the same time go beyond the genre frames in unusual ways.

The system of relations with the NPC https://luckypro-casino.co.uk/games/ will be similar to this in Stardew Valley, But it will not do without new products. Which ones – the developer has not yet decided.

Development

Like Stardew Valley, The following entertainment Baroni makes it from scratch – and the development is moving well. Despite the fact that the developer has 10 years of experience in the game industry, he studies something new and in the process of creating Haunted Chocolatier.

Baroni Still working on key elements of the game. However, he already thinks what “little surprises” to add at the end of the main part of the development.

One of the main problems with Haunted Chocolatier (and CO Stardew Valley, by the way) lies in the fact that in the early stages of production Baroni It’s hard to understand if the game will be interesting. The project consists of many interconnected mechanics, which are revealed closer to the end of development.

Both games are written in the programming language C#. But to create Stardew Valley The XNA Framework tools were used, and for Haunted Chocolatier – Monogame. The fact is that XNA is outdated, and Monogame offers cross-platform, open source code and active community.

Unlike Stardew Valley, inspired Harvest Moon, The new game does not rely on existing entertainment. Idea Haunted Chocolatier appeared by chance – Baroni For the sake of fun, I gathered a room on my knee with a room where you could run, swing a sword and fight monsters. Nevertheless, a picture of a full -fledged project began to loom from this venture.

5Sep

SiN Episodes: Emergence [Game Review]

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Many companies, not just gaming ones, take other people’s ideas as a basis and make their own product based on this material. Most often telling that he will be the potential killer of the famous hit. There are quite a lot of such companies; for most, such thoughts come either from lack of ideas or to make money from a well-promoted brand. Most often, such pacifiers do not stand on a pedestal instead of a famous product. Many more developers buy a game engine, completely rework it and release an original product based on it. Which doesn’t even have similar textures or effects. But there are also freeloaders who take everything from the mastodon of the genre. Today I would like to talk about a similar game.

SiN Episodes: Emergence is a game that has little of its own. The resulting source engine was used almost unchanged. Only character models, opponents, some rooms were added, and many textures were completely downloaded from Half-life 2. The gameplay is very similar. There is a partner, there is an evil corporation, there is also a dark tower in which the main villain is located, and not even one, but two antagonists. Victor and sexy girl in red.

The plot is unclear, with the caveat that this is a sequel to a 1998 game that I haven’t played, maybe after completing the original it would become at least a little clearer what’s going on here. I guess many who start a game without a number in the title don’t think that this is a sequel to some old lady from eight years ago. Let’s talk briefly about the plot.

The game begins with us waking up on the operating table. There are two people in front of us, a girl in red, from whom you can’t take your eyes off, and a guy with a beard. They talk about something for a long time, inject our character with some kind of serum and escape from the former special forces. What was unclear before this. What we were injected with is unknown. In short, some questions. Our partner doesn’t really say anything, she just directs. Go there and find out. Throughout the episode we run after Victor, trying to find out what they injected us with, but we never find out. Maybe everything would be told in subsequent episodes.

A total of nine episodes were planned. All of them would be sold gradually, every four¬¬-five months. For each such segment they asked for 20 dollars, and they would take from three to five hours, if calculated in rubles, even at that time it turned out that the product was not cheap. This was the first project on steam with such a sales system. Unfortunately, or fortunately, we will never see a continuation. Yes, after the end of the plot we are shown what will happen next, but this is the only grain of the second part.

Graphically the game is worse than half-life 2, from which the engine was borrowed. The main characters are made well, but everyone else is a little angular, the developers spared textures for the warriors. Special effects are full of color. Open spaces are beautiful, but you don’t get to enjoy them much. Most of the time we will be making our way through the sewers and a large laboratory.

The game content is also not up to par. Ritual Entertainment remained in the late 90s. Few interesting finds. The whole game is a simple run and gun. But a couple of memorable moments can be highlighted. For example, when you fight off special forces on jackpacks on a cargo crane and your first meeting with a large mutant on a construction site. There are also clichés, for example, a shootout in an elevator.

In the same Half-life 2, not https://royalswipecasino.co.uk/ only in the original, but also in subsequent episodes, there were more memorable moments in a short period of time.

The variety of weapons and enemies is rather limited. Such a small amount of diversity can be attributed to episodic. During the entire passage we will have in our hands: a pistol, a machine gun and a shotgun. All weapons have an alternative firing mode. A pistol has a pulse shot, a machine gun has an under-barrel grenade launcher, a shotgun has shells that can ricochet off walls.

There are grenades in the arsenal. Their behavior resembles rubber balls combined with a Molotov cocktail.

Little can be said about the opponents. Dumb and deaf. Sometimes the makings of reason appear, such cases are rare. You can count the types of enemies on your fingers. Ordinary soldiers, the same soldiers only in a helmet, a machine gunner, infected, where would we be without them, there are also ordinary turrets and flying ones, they appear only at the end.

Usually in good TV series the first episode should be catchy, give some kind of intrigue, show what the writers and directors are capable of. From all of the above in Sin episodes there is only a broken narration. It was as if the developers themselves were drowning their project. At the development meeting there probably was a dialogue like this:

— We made an amazing game. It has everything: chases, shootouts, hiding places, beautiful open locations. Look here. —

– Yes, everything is great, but it’s drawn out. I have a good idea, let’s break the whole game into parts and sell it gradually. —

– OK then. Then you need to put the most interesting moments into the first episode. —

– No, what are you talking about?. How then to fill out the following, well, for example, nine parts. —

– Fine. Then open locations, beautiful scenery. —

– Darling, you don’t understand. The player needs to show the minimum. Let him run through the sewers and laboratories. And by the end there are a lot, no, a lot of soldiers. And if you really want open spaces, let him wander along the cornice of a high tower. And there is a sexy lady there, we should show her more often. —

– But she appears only at the beginning. —

– I don’t know anything. Add as you wish. —

This is how Sin Episodes: Emergence turned out. After completing it you don’t even know well that the sequel didn’t come out or it’s a pity. Shootings are not always, but dynamic. There is a trip by car, It’s a pity that soldiers are not being driven, but in the passenger’s seat. There are not many types of enemies. The choice of trunks is disappointing. The sequel might have everything it needs to be a hit, but we’ll never know.

5Sep

New level walking simulator – Death Stranding briefing and almost an hour of gameplay

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Hideo Kojima (Hideo kojima) showed almost an hour of gameplay Death Stranding. Before the premiere of this hefty video Kojima Productions published a seven -minute briefing that was played on Gamescom 2019. It was drained earlier, and now the video is available in native quality.

If you have already believed in Death Stranding, Kojima asks you not to watch a gameplay demon. Like, it is best to know the game yourself. The long video is intended for those who still do not understand what to do in Death Stranding.

And if you still want to look at the gameplay, Kojima It suggests first to familiarize yourself with the briefing below, where they explain the task of the protagonist.

There was a disaster, and people were disconnected. A woman in Red – Amelie, daughter of Bridget, who died the US president. Amelie led the expedition from East to the western coast of the country. She convinced the survivors who met her along the way to join the chiral network – the girl believes that she can save America and all of humanity.

Some agreed to connect, some decided to live in isolation. In the end, the separatists from the Homo Demens group attacked the expedition: they captured Amelie and went to the city of Edge-Note City on the western coast. As the heroine says, she does not sit in prison and can even communicate with her comrades. There is only one condition-not to leave the Edge-Note City. Separatists want them to lag behind them, and Amelie, apparently, is a guarantee of calm.

But Homo Demens act hard: they do not disdain the most severe methods, kill people and leave the funnels behind. Amelie needs to be saved. Here our protagonist – Sam Bridges enters into business. He must go the path of the expedition, convince those who refused to connect to the chiral network, get to the Edge Non City and free Amelie.

The following features show in a hefty gameplay video Death Stranding:

• Apparently, the weight of goods must be evenly distributed over the body.
• Cargoes can be shifted to a cart and carry it behind you. But you can remove cargo from the cart and ride it on the slopes.
• The game will constantly come across traces of other players: for example, tags, built bridges or left materials. These traces can like.
• When Sam sits on the ground, he can brush his shoulders, pull his legs or take a nap. And he can play music for a child in a flask on a gang harmonica!
• In the game there are refreshing sources. Sam bathes them and sings songs to the child.
• In a demon, the main character stumbles upon enemy avantopost. It seems that it can be cleaned according to stealth, but in the video Sam is found. He steals the car and leaves for it.
• Sam finds otherworldly creatures. To sneak past, you need to hide your breath or immobilize ghosts. In the video, the event ends with a fight with the boss, which Sam throws grenades.
• In the end, Sam gets to the point of appointment and goes to rest there. After rest, additional actions are possible: open the crane, take a shower, use the toilet standing or use the toilet sitting (seriously, the buttons are signed so!).

September 14th Kojima Productions going to show another 30 minutes of some content. Death Stranding starts on November 8 exclusively at PlayStation 4.

September 12, 2019 a fresh video about Code Vein shows one of the bosses – busty anthropomorphic cat

September 12, 2019 asymmetric operation https://makaocasino.co.uk/ "Cancer Syate" – a trailer with a review of the gameplay Project Resistance

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And how a Snake hides from enemies in a box or lures them drawn on a box with animated heifers?
And how in Skyrim you wear 99.9 kg and you run like fucked up and you should take 2 kg more and you suddenly move like a turtle ..
There are so many such questions, but the answer to them is almost always one ..

These are game conventions

Well, yeah, in DS, what realism … Paranormal entities fly and pull people underground, there’s a ghostly child and a ghostly navel -tied to it, the people in a flask are dragging with them … This is happening in the area every day.

If you are not able to perceive games and think that this is a special opinion, then we have bad news for you – you are a near mind.

In the later stages of the game, most likely there will be a bunch of all sorts of cool lotions of simplifying lives, but at first you will have to endure a walking boring game process for the delivery of parcels. Like a fan of the Games Elite Dangerous and Euro Truck Simulator 2, I am completely delighted with what I saw.

So I seemed to express skepticism, but in fact, fatigue from all blockbusters and something more calm, with an interesting plot, good production and meditative gameplay, can be very good for me and many people who share fatigue from explosions throughout the screen. So I wait, I do not run to do pre -orders and do not show a clear obsession, as I did before the exit of MGS V, but I’m waiting.

P.S. Mgs V for me will forever remain the best game 2015 and the best emotion of that year. The Witcher 3 (and much that out of that year) did not particularly pull, 560ti on the incense was breathing in modern projects, and V started in the elbow 60 frames at high settings of 900p. I had a horseradish then for a year and this game, the joy of its release and the pleasure of the game brought a lot of positive that autumn. Thanks to Kojima for creating such a wonderful project and trying to finish it despite all the attempts by Konami to interfere with him, I hope Death Stranding will also bring a lot of positive in my negative autumn. =)

P.P.S. Tsyazk 3 – Best RPG of the last 9 years, you do not think, before that was ME2)

But after -7, the profile does not block the opportunity to write messages? P.S. I also have a minus, but this is for the most part not from my negative nature.

Oh, you probably decided to completely tear yourself away.
Firstly Game conventions. They are everywhere. They explain everything. its own universe. play simulators of realism or life or just then leave. It’s not happy here. although something to you, you think only in one dimension and is not capable of more.
Secondly The game is clearly hinting that it will be something abstract. as paintings in a museum that no one understands-everyone sees something of his own and experiences a certain emotion. You are now showing only stupidity, because they are closed in your horizons.
Third And here anime?

I liked the demonstration. Kodzhima-san led her lamp very. From some of his comments, I was breaking into OR. The girl was also funny.

The gameplay itself impressed. A lot of subtleties, details and management (which the Japanese adore so much). So, at least, in the Japanese market, the game is definitely awaiting success. As many have already noticed above – it looks a little boring and monotonously … There are many beautiful games that are not interesting to watch … but do not come off during the game. The same MGSV was like that. I can be special, but it was fun to clean the enemy blocks. (At the same time in the headlights, I got tired quite quickly) And when I was tired of doing it with handles and a tranquilizer, I began to experiment with a huge arsenal … and it became even more fun. It’s how to assemble domino tracks. If you haven’t tried it, I recommend it once. Sticking weight.

About animations – did not understand the claim. Yes, she is not like everyone else. But this does not make her bad. Personally, I like my identity and nuances. Again – the devil lies in the little things. And definitely it is not cheap or outdated. If you think so seriously … then you just do not know what exactly the high cost of animation is expressed in.

In short, this show, in principle, did what was supposed to. Showed how it will be played, without any disposal. If before that I was still swallowed by doubts about buying … for there really was a cat in a bag (it does not matter how I respect Kojimu-san … But this is a new IP, not MGS. And from him it was possible to expect anything … at least a fishing simulator.) In addition, the information background around the game is also full of fears. But now all my doubts are dispelled and I am confidently going to do a pre -order.
And you all, skeptics, I recommend not making hasty conclusions ahead of time … and first touch yourself. Although I do not deny – the game is not for everyone and the amateur. Whoever says, but Kodzhima-san is primarily for the Japanese. And these Buryats have specific tastes that not every Russian Ivan is given to understand (well, or the European).

No, the main thing is not to be a mother rebel, like a friend from above. You wrote what specifically embarrassed and did not get any shit about it, even you have a green comment. But he wrote a typical comment of a person’s person: a caps, with errors and units instead of exclamation signs. Like a shkololo writes!!11 fastened like that. Fuck up, joke the first freshness. Such comments are infuriated, and their authors, as a rule, are near people who are not able to write anything constructive. I only want to minute these, the benefit is such an opportunity. And it doesn’t matter, it will be in the direction of Kojima, Ea, Putin, Jesus or someone else.

But how to do nepig. If it is interesting to play it and it looks organically, then you can not only stuff, but you need.

They don’t have anything to anyone. The fictional world in the right to have at least completely, at least partially different from the "real" own rules. The only requirement for observing integrity is to follow the narrative of the rules of your own world. If one of the presented is different from us, the authors have the right to explain it with anything, at least "Nanomachines, Son". Problems begin when either departs from their own rules, or they score to an explanation of some kind of distinguished part. For example, if in Fast and 6 they devoted a couple of seconds to indicate that the runway at the end has a record length, then it would be easier to write off the conventionality of the setting than when it turned into a logical liga according to the results.
In the case of exorbitant goods, developers may not even voice any explanation until this is the general rule of the world.

Well, the same conventions are in Max Payne 3, for example, when we eat a bullet on a gameplay on a planetary scale, and in a KAT scene in the plot we almost die from getting into the hand. Ordinary conventions, yes plus kodzima

There is something anyway in this) thanks to the environment, this simulator will be in high. At first at least.

I agree – the Horison engine was well finalized, the picture is impressive.
I hope that the plot will not fail and the gameplay will be more dynamic on the release.

5Sep

Crossoads Inn Fantasy Taver Simulator entered Kickstarter

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Tavern is a mandatory attribute of self -respecting fantasy. Polish studio Kraken Unleashed I decided to imagine how the simulator of such an institution might look, and began to develop a game Crossoads Inn.

Your tavern will be in the heart of the edge called Delkris, on the border of three powerful kingdoms and at the intersection of lively trade routes – there will clearly not be bored! It is necessary to think through the layout of the building, get rid of the interior, establish the supply of goods, hire workers and develop your own business in every way so that not only drunkards in the gateway, but also noble to know about your tavern.

Potential workers are divided https://betscreamercasino.co.uk/ into classes: servants help visitors and get information about where it is more profitable to trade, the cooks are happy to come up with original recipes, scoundrels spin at the poker tables and can clean other people’s wallets for you, thugs monitor the order and are ready to throw the scoundrels if they catch it in theft (and, it seems, allow you to pretend to be pretended to be pretended. there is nothing at all). There are even special classes: bards, adventurers and night butterflies.

In Delkris, something is constantly happening, and at the same time the prices and accessibility of goods are changing. Random events regularly occur: either two suspicious strangers pull the chest, then a jealous wife comes, whose incorrect hubby meets with his mistress in your tavern, then a random stranger tells about a mysterious tower where you can send his smat.

In addition to the sandbox in Crossoads Inn There will be a story campaign for 6-8 hours. The main character is a farm laborer working in the tavern of his uncle. When the protagonist grows up, his uncle gives him the control of the tavern and reveals the truth about his origin: it turns out that our character is the son of the deceased King Owen. The global task is to gain political influence throughout Delkris and defeat the villains who killed his father.

Music for Crossoads Inn Writes Marchin Pshibilovich (Marcin Przybyłowicz), composer The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. You can familiarize yourself with the passage from the soundtrack here.

Release Crossoads Inn It should take place before the end of 2019 on PC (the page on Steam has already been launched). Until March 14, the game can be supported on Kickstarter. In total, the authors ask for $ 30,000, and a copy Crossoads Inn give for $ 15 or more.

5Sep

Sims Smoking Room

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Welcome to the new Sims expansion! The Sims Smoking Room brings nothing new to our game. In addition, the opportunity to create new characters straight from Kurilochka on Sg! Yes, we’re tricking you into Grandma! For only sixty dollars!
Hehe, okay. Good Day/Evening bloggers, I brought you some smoking rooms, initially it was supposed to be about Russian Directing, about Tarkovsky, about Balabanov, about Balgov, but… you won’t see them here, instead, a bad idea came to my mind to drive the Sims. And in order for this to have at least some benefit, I decided to recreate in the game at least a small layer of people from the Smoking Room. Living not as one family, but in the same house as neighbors. I’ll tell you in more detail about each and what’s wrong. And yes, I’ll say right away that I didn’t squeeze in everyone, although I could, in the future, if I don’t forget about the game, my skills with professions will improve, and I will have a big income – I’ll squeeze in the rest, everything has its time, the city is big, there’s enough room for everyone.
And so, let’s start looking at those we have here

Who is this cutie in the yellow T-shirt?? This is Freem. Specialist in Iron, and in principle in the sciences. I upgraded my brain so much that I was able to become a teacher in an elementary school! But seriously, I’m almost ready to receive a diploma of higher technical. All that’s left to do is pay for another semester and finish your studies. Found all the answers to the exam an hour before the “Genius” exam.
Nikita is a little annoying, mostly in the mornings, but in everyday life he’s quite friendly with him.

And the woman sitting at the chess is Owl. He dreams of getting a higher medical degree (Surgeon), but since there is no money, he works part-time as a nurse at the nearest clinic. She’s a good cook, devouring the apartment’s book section, signed up for the Book Club. Like Zamul S:
Zamuljuk/zamuljuk

Bookworm, just like an Owl. Gets along well with everyone, because he is careful in his relationships and strong in his mind. He is friends with everyone and is pleasant to everyone. Unemployed.

Andrey Kokhanov/Well I

I created myself because I can. The desire to become a Director with a capital D. Quietly reading various materials, he needs to get a diploma. While the career of a simple dude with a camera has formed, he walks around and takes photographs of everything. Perhaps he will study artistic things and take up Street Art. Also at ease with Computer Technology.

At ease with technology, reading books and constantly spending time with Chess people. Excellent relationship with: Andrey, Nikita. Unemployed.

Nikita/Nikita Rudenko

Local Rots’k star, plays electric guitar every morning and every day. By the way, this is how he earns money by playing in one decent place. The skill of playing the Guitar is quite powerful, both for attracting attention and for the virtuosity of what is happening. We are waiting for the skill to be upgraded to perfection and thanks to it we will bring new characters into our home.
He wakes up Owl and the Freams in the morning, which really infuriates them. But still, they admire his guitar playing skills, in general, like our entire commune.

Some interesting events will be in a special spoiler, at the same time you can watch the progress of the game.

*- We didn’t really have time to settle in when a person from the future immediately flew into the apartment, gave us a portal to other worlds, right in front of our house and left. Graz, we still have no money(
*- Frim, on the very first day of Uni, he flew to the registration office, played the guitar and ran away in fear from a dude who smelled almost like shit.
* Freem, in the first two days he managed to ruin the Hot Dogs, and then, as the next action, burn the dorm whip, gratz.
*Frim, an hour before the exam, found all the answers to it, gratz.
* Owl and Zamul go crazy.

Okay, now to the standard Smoking topic, rules. Today they are simple, as always
So, the rules are:
1 – Don’t spam;
2 – If you are new, prove yourself, but show yourself carefully, there are some shits here;
3 – Our house is extremely cultured, so don’t swear here, okay?;
4 – Don’t be an Asshole, after all;
5 – I set it on fire, put it out, the money is not rubber;
6 – If you are creating a smoking room, consult. (Minimum – 1000, 1250 – it’s time)

In general, go ahead with the market, and I’ll keep chasing Sims.

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Today I became a participant in, in principle, an everyday event – my active civic position did not allow me to pass by an absolutely drunk body of unidentified age (something between 20 and 40 years old), which with me in the minibus reached the final station, and simply could not get out on its own. He picked him up, took him out, rolled into a puddle of mud with him, stood up, shook himself off, picked him up again, and with a couple of other guys who came out with us, smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely led him by the arms, towards the bench. Through terrible overpowering, he told us that he lives halfway across the city – where the hell can you take him in such a state, of course?. And basically, in 20 minutes of trying to get him to talk, then get him somewhere, then call the police (they didn’t pick up the phone four times), then think about what to do, nothing remarkable or successful came out, BUT, BITCH, ONE MOMENT OF COURSE IMPRESSED ME.

In the first minute the thought came to call his friends from his phone, which he happened to have with him. The phone was fully working and charged… but, bitch, it was locked! Graphic key that this dude used for the entire 20 minutes (unsuccessfully!) tried to introduce, in the best traditions of Surgeon Simulator. Tellingly, there was a cell phone store nearby, where they said that with such a key you’ll unlock your phone, no matter what you do with it.

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December 20, 2017.
Wolfenstein: The New Order on Enigma.
Attempt No. 13.

PASSED.

267 minutes, 5 cigarettes and half a liter of beer.
What else to write?
The game is awesome!

Ahem, ahem..
Happy birthday, Owl. Without you, our life would be less fluffy 🙂 All this and that, congratulations, I’m in the shadows.

Zamul is simply afraid that qualified outside help will show him that the main causes of his current life and personal problems are easily solvable, which means that nothing will hinder him in resolving them anymore, therefore, he will no longer be able to fully use rationalization as an excuse for his inaction and he will actually have to move. In other words, he is not looking for a kick himself, because he is afraid that he will actually find one and he will have to do something. And he’s not ready for this. Why? I don’t know.

What do ordinary people do when they are faced with problems that are beyond their control, who are in despair because of it?? They look for any opportunity to solve them, cling to any hero that gives them hope, hence why psychics and the like are still alive, and what does Zamul do?? Running in the opposite direction. Why? I don’t know.

So leave the person alone, let him do what he wants, whatever one may say, it’s his life and he can manage it, even if you don’t like his position 🙂

Zamul, this message is not for you, there is no need to prove anything to me 😀

Hmm, how should I put it… Was there already a passage to the legs? Is the ship moored in the bay?? Was it possible to fill the reservoir?? The basketball player managed to score from above? Was there a touchdown?? Has the cartridge entered the chamber?? Has Spiers met his friend Willie?? Did Hanzo crush the arrow already sticking out of the target with another one?? Did the criminal go to jail?? Has the train entered the tunnel of love?? Has the traveler pushed the narrow boundaries of the unknown?? Did the great martyr plunge into the ice hole?? Did Hitman enter through the front door?? Was the fighter wrapped in a warm robe at home?? Did the sharpener accept the pencil?? Did the joke go into the joke bin?? Did you manage to leave a comment on her wall?? Has the antenna extended enough for the signal to reach? The bolt found a thread in the nut? The piston gave birth to fire inside the valve? Did grandma solve the crossword puzzle?? Did the gymnast jump on a trampoline?? Is your belt loose?? Did Hitler succeed in his blitzkrieg?? Have you moved the bed? Did the hedgehog come back to life?? Is Cindy nailed to the ceiling?? Are you logged into her account?? Have you shown her your unicorn, wizard?? Was the artillery salvo successful?? Are yin and yang united?? Did the banhammer manage to meet the spoiled girl?? Has the incoming counter increased?? Did the magnetic lock count your card?? Did you hit the strike?? Did he give it right through?? Did Batman Save Gotham??

Yes, I’m sorry that there are so many hints, just considering how long you didn’t understand them from her, I thought that I needed to somehow drop them more, just to be sure. But if you still don’t understand what I mean, don’t be shy and talk, I’ll throw in more metaphors, you’ll definitely understand)))

And how?

The person is oppressed by the country (the fact that the person does nothing to leave the country is another matter). Only Soulmate keeps a person in the country. The best option is to transfer the relationship to the “Distance” status and move to another country, with further plans to drag “Soulmate” over the hill.

If a person remains in a hated country only for the sake of his soul mate, then at the very first quarrel in which the phrase slips through: “Yes, I stayed in this hole for you.”!", everything will go to hell. Both people will end up unhappy. Alone because he considers himself a stone dragging him to the bottom. Another – because he will secretly think about missed opportunities.

LORD, DESTINY BROUGHT YOUR DRUNKEN GRANDFATHER INTO YOUR BED, BUT YOU DIDN’T TAKE USE.

FUCKING GAAAAAAY!

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BUT TAKE THE BITCH AND FIND IT YOURSELF.

Take it, find it, read it, think, think again, get your ass off the couch, get a simple job, earn your average living, and don’t say again that Pyre doesn’t work for you. All.

I don’t know why there’s a problem, I went in, couldn’t read beyond the second sentence, and left. I’m too old for this shit)

7 years in 3 hours of real time. 5 rehosts, not counting the 15 minute break (which lasted for 25). For reference, the game lasts 380 years. That is, in order to finish the session at this rate, you will have to play for a whole year in real time. I finished the last session with approximately these thoughts and decided that spending so much time with so little output was too much.

Oh, well, during these seven years I managed to fight with the Incas. I sank two hundred ships, missed the landing near Kyoto, sailed all over the ocean for as long as I could, and then my allies didn’t load up after the rehost, and I myself crashed after the next altab. There’s no point in going back. GGVP.

But the experience is still cool. It would be possible to play something similar, but with a much smaller number of people.

#Offworld Trading Company

This crap is really something new and fresh in terms of strategies. Although the game itself is already a year and a half old, I noticed it a couple of weeks ago on Steam at a discount, so I took it ~~demo version on torrent~~.

Actually, this is a financial simulator of the stock exchange and the construction of a Martian colony. It plays really fresh, different from any other space city games, of which in recent years and the next couple of years there has been a bucketload of.

Here you will find games on the stock exchange, and dumping, and behind-the-scenes competition, and micromanagement, and a beautiful picture, and stylish databases. And in general a lot of everything. I don’t remember a single game in which it would be possible to send terrorists to undermine competitors’ food farms, then use hacker attacks to raise prices on the market, and then force the same competitor to buy the food we produce at incredible prices.

#M&B: Napoleonic Wars

Who knew that MB had multiplayer?? Who knew he was so cool in the Napoleonic Wars?

French army vs Prussian. More than a hundred people converged on the battlefield. Here people are walking towards each other in broken ranks. The flag flies over the rows. The commander shouts orders. You proudly drum some Prussian march. And then – herak, the artillery core pierces the dense infantry formation. French hussars swoop in from over the hill. People screaming and running towards the cavalry, bayonets pointed. All this mess mixes and turns into a meat grinder in a few seconds.

And you still diligently play the march on the drum. Or are you blowing a trumpet?. Or do you wear a flag?. Let’s roleplay, damn it?.

5Sep

A simple solution to traffic jams [Translation]

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We all know what traffic jams are, and there would hardly be a person who would not be annoyed by them. However, contrary to popular belief, congestion is not always caused by accidents or something similar. About what is the real cause of traffic jams, and most importantly – how to deal with them – in our video today. Enjoy watching :3

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Eh, after talking about traffic lights, distance, etc., I remember, for example, the Yaroslavl highway, in which keeping a distance means giving others free space for maneuvering, and therefore for a lot of confusion and widespread braking. I remember a funny incident when, due to repairs, a section of the highway was limited to two lanes and, lo and behold, during this period it began to be passed faster than before.

I always upvote and like https://luckywinslotscasino.co.uk/ your team’s videos when I come across them. You translate and voice very interesting stories.

If there are thinking cars, then what prevents them from slowing down only at the moment the transition is activated?? This may be a little less efficient than cars without brakes, but in any case it’s faster. Moreover, there are already a lot of transitions that turn on red only after pressing the button.

This video may seem very offtopic to you until you come across a CarPrice advertisement in the SG group))

Nothing special, I just wanted to ask one question into the void.
Here, at the end it talks about a system without traffic lights, which I saw even before the release of this video in the original. And this is the question. You will put all cyclists on special lanes, you will ban all motorcyclists to hell, but what will you do with fucking pedestrians?
And so. Well ok.

Underground passages, personal helicopters, teleportation. Yes, there are a lot of things you can come up with. It’s just that no one wants to do it.

These are actually spherical horses in a vacuum – share the video.
I would also make a video about the fact that if there are repairs on the Ring Road and you see that the lane is blocked, you don’t need to move on it until the very end, in front of the fence, and then start changing lanes, you don’t need to turn from all the lanes at the intersection – is it allowed or not, and in the moment if you don’t keep the distance – it didn’t say that it’s good if you leave, and some people even collect trains.
Special greetings to our beloved city authorities with their ingenious organization of traffic – for example, when in front of the roundabout there is a left turn from two lanes – and because of this a traffic jam is organized – although if you lock this turn, let them turn from the roundabout. And as for repairs – if you repair, then that’s it – so that everything fucking fits tightly))

Eh, the author of the original either doesn’t know how to drive/is afraid of cars/doesn’t have a car, or an AI trying to take over the world.

5Sep

SimCity (2013): Beta preview

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In the previous preview SimCity (2013) last year, when the first information about the game had just begun to appear on the Internet, we wondered: would it be a good old hardcore city-building strategy? Or the authors will try to make money on a crude craft like Cities XL? And now, on the eve of the spring release SimCity (2013), we will try to answer this question. And we’ll tell you what the true essence of the innovation of GlassBox technology and conceptual changes in the famous series of games, which the legendary developer has been forging for years, is Will Wright (Will Wright).

SimCity (2013) continues the tradition of humorous messages. Only now, instead of newspapers, we see statements from the townspeople themselves.

Old mayor: “This is not a city – a zoo!»

From the recent video preview, you probably already learned the key features SimCity (2013). And despite our laudatory odes to this project, after two beta tests, fans of the series started a wave of indignation on the forums. And this is not surprising. In January of this year, its ideological predecessor, SimCity 4, turned exactly 10 years old. All this time, it remained the best game in the genre and acquired thousands of plugins that expanded its capabilities. For example, it introduced road junctions and smooth turns; high-speed trains and trams; new effects with waterfalls, fire, random thunderstorms, rain and snow; realistic night lighting; construction of bridges and roads in any direction; accounting for population statistics and movements not only in cities, but also in regions; seasonal changes with winter cities and summer resorts; tens of thousands of new buildings and facilities; modular system for the construction of airports, colleges..

Players who managed to collect and install all the necessary plugins on SimCity 4 (which requires some knowledge and time) sincerely believed in the further monumental development of the series. For example, there was even a petition on Simtropolis addressed to Electronics Arts about studio support Maxis. There was an opinion that if the developers get together with the same composition (albeit without the legendary Will Wright), then they will certainly take into account the requests of the community (today it is one of the largest in number on the Internet). And this is not to mention attempts to organize your own fan development of your dream game. There were even requests to E.A open the source code of the fourth part so that fans can continue improving it at the engine level. But "electronics" and Maxis themselves expressed a desire to continue the series. Moreover, they were completely immersed in its full relaunch.

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On the way to such https://ebitbetcasino.co.uk/ an ambitious goal, they were supposed to be helped by the innovative GlassBox technology. It allows you to create extremely realistic virtual space – with “units” in the form of people, buildings and goods; with resources, such as coal (as a raw material) and electricity (as a product of processing raw materials); with maps and agents who move “units” and resources across maps from point A to point B and record statistics of such movements; rules that determine the interaction between elements; zoning for urban development. All elements are woven into a single logical network – this is what virtual mayors will have to interact with. In the February beta test we saw only a small fraction of the game without its unique online component.

In other words, in SimCity (2013) the developers tried to create a completely non-linear world, where, for example, prices for resources are formed based on how actively players trade with each other and extract resources. This is impossible to organize without constant monitoring of data on shared servers. Of course, there is a single-player mode, when no one has the right to interfere in your affairs, but even then, the purchase of resources on the world market will take place only at prices set by users, and not by pre-written rules. In global mode, you can not only bargain with global suppliers, but also cooperate with neighboring cities, and if your conscience allows, then plot intrigues, surviving your rival. There is no competitive artificial intelligence here, as in all other games in the series.

If neighbors need help, we can send them resources, people and even buses, fire trucks or garbage trucks.

“The main thing is to start!"- said the mayor and went to build Easter cakes

SimCity 4 with all the plugins makes a strong impression on those who are well versed in the genre. The picture is flawless, the possibilities are even wider than in the same SimCity (2013), there is only no support from developers. Everything exists thanks to the enthusiasm of modmakers and other members of the community. But immediately after the release, the fourth part of the series was a completely pitiful sight with numerous errors. Then the game couldn’t even calculate traffic on the roads. And in comparison with the very first edition of SimCity 4 without official addons and amateur mods, today’s heroine has evolved noticeably. A lot of what fans of the series asked for on Simtropolis appeared: roads at any angle and with any turning radius, resources and goods, expanded transport, specialization of cities (tourism, business, resource extraction, production, etc.), random events, an understandable system for recording the population and its requests, a system of detailed statistics of the city and region, cooperation of players in the creation of large objects (cosmodrome, airport, power plant) and so on.

Therefore we are convinced that SimCity (2013) just started a big project. Its success at the initial stage will determine the scale of its development in the future. After all, there is no doubt about the possibility of correcting existing shortcomings with updates and major DLC. Small towns? If server statistics show that the majority of players cope with megacities in the territory entrusted to them and the frame rate does not drop when densely filling a space of 4 square kilometers, then new, large regions will be introduced, since GlassBox allows this. Inability to lay infrastructure in the form of pipes and power lines? Back in the first alpha versions SimCity (2013) this possibility existed, and it will be introduced back with the advent of larger territories – as soon as players prove the need for this through the example of their online session. The same goes for the metro. On such small cards it is not needed, hence the waste of money E.A high-speed underground mode of transport is now inappropriate. It is much more profitable to use it in future DLCs.

Citizens are often dissatisfied with life, but if you respond to their requests in a timely manner, then everyone becomes happy, just like our wallet.

Firefighters burned the bell tower: now you can sleep peacefully

However, in creation Maxis there are very strange incidents regarding the development. So, in the first versions of the game, sawmills were supposed to cut down and process trees, and fields were supposed to grow wheat and provide grain to cities. Without wood it is impossible to build buildings, without grain people will begin to leave your region. For unknown reasons, such details were cut out during the process and postponed until better times. They will probably return in DLC. The same agriculture will not appear in the release version of the game, although it originally existed as an additional object in the region. If the developers had preserved agricultural complexes, then we would have been able to employ uneducated city dwellers in the fields, manage the supply of grain, sell it when harvests are good and purchase it on the world market when there is a shortage. IN Maxis Some people found this idea too complicated.

There are conceptual shortcomings that are unlikely to be corrected in the future. In SimCity 4 we were free to create multi-level road junctions. The plugins also introduced underground pedestrian crossings, underground highways diving out of the blue, railway embankments, and so on. In addition, in SimCity (2013) “God mode” is also excluded, where previously we had the opportunity to level the territory for construction or create unique landscape solutions. Thus, it will no longer be possible to change maps, build express highways, develop the railway network in the regions, and do much more that was possible in all parts of the series ten or more years ago. The same applies to the density of building areas. In the new part it depends not on the mayor’s decision, but on the width of the road. Whether the simplification will benefit the players and whether it will make the game more comfortable – time will tell.

In many of his interviews, the creative director of the studio Maxis Ocean Quigley (Ocean Quigley) does not hide the existence of a number of shortcomings in the upcoming new product. When he met the creator of the series Will Wright, The legend of the gaming industry, to the delight of fans, noted that the size of cities is too small. But Quigley didn’t get confused and reassured everyone that the game would develop and acquire new features. They say that players will definitely support this approach to development. Ocean promises to solve most of the problems after release. Therefore, we answer the question we posed a year ago – SimCity (2013) represents the golden mean between a hardcore city-building strategy and a best-selling donation game like The Sims 3. Yes, a pipeline with a stream of DLC cannot be avoided, but if you believe the developers, these will not be street benches and a couple of superheroes to boot, as in the pre-order version, but full-fledged addons with high-quality content.

The city is gradually growing and requires more and more attention – if you don’t keep up with its rhythm, anarchy will ensue!

On the one hand, in the new SimCity a lot of urban worries have appeared and micromanagement has developed significantly, on the other hand, it is almost impossible to get a feel for the city due to the small scale, simplified construction tools and cartoonish style of graphics. The balance also raises doubts: why bother with trade chains and resource extraction when the treasury is full of money even with low taxes, and the cost of wind turbines that do not require oil or coal is lower than the construction of a coal power plant? To counteract doubts, there are interesting style solutions Maxis – sudden alien invasions, zombie invasions in the middle of the night, or simply observing little people living in this strange world that simply did not exist a year ago. And to be completely honest, the authors didn’t have much time to create a revolution in the genre with GlassBox. But they definitely managed to rebirth the series. But we will talk about this in detail in a full review. In the meantime, let’s play the original and wait for news about the next DLC and innovations, because such a project cannot avoid them!

5Sep

Silicon smoking room

by blog-314

The series was released in 2015 on the channel HBO, has already five seasons and tells about the difficult life of the inhabitants of a real-life Silicon Valley (or, as people say, Silicon Valley: it’s all about the similarity of the word silicon – silicon, a semiconductor material that is used to create various devices, and silicone – actually, silicone) – a place filled with companies creating modern devices related to electronics.

The TV project shows the difficulties that the main character has to face when creating his own company from scratch, based on his breakthrough technology. It is known that the creators consulted with real developers and people from successful startups. Moreover, their fictitious formula for data compression ratio was adopted by scientists.

The series is literally stuffed with various terms from the world of technology, but this does not prevent those who know nothing about it from watching it – fortunately, the humor is aimed at a wider audience. For example, in one of the episodes, the characters are seriously thinking about how to satisfy all the men sitting in the hall as quickly as possible and this helps to improve their project, and in another, tens of thousands of people watch a live broadcast of how a man cannot get out of a cave and is going to drink his urine, while the characters do their best to maintain the stability of the flow, for which they have to break through the wall.

P.S. I recommend watching it either in the original or in the voice-over from Cube in a cube (unfortunately, this studio can no longer translate the fifth season due to legal problems).

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I personally knew about the existence of such salons for a long time, and did not feel any interest in them, except for the kicking of the very legal loophole by which such services live – there is massage? Eat. No penetration? No. This means that everything else is just a bonus, and quite within the bounds of legality.
And so it all was, until back in 2017, I accidentally saw one magnificent, and now archived, thread on Dvach about these salons, authored by a stereotypical 30-year-old virgin who decided to improve his life, but was the first to go to a prostitute.

And yes, his story was really very attractive, just like Stig’s – but the key point for me personally was the assurance that salons are an intermediate element between prostitution as a carnal service, and normal relationships as a moral. Or rather, like a prostitute, according to the stories of the same dvachevans (I didn’t go myself) this is when a girl sets a timer, and within the framework of this timer, with absolute pocherism, she spreads her legs, waiting for the coveted beep. And if all conversations are conducted, it is only to delay the time of this very timer, and not to do what the money was paid for.
The “absence” of this is what captivated me as an idea, in fact. That there are establishments where intimacy is not about jerking off to a girl, but a place where you are treated trivially as a person, and you can simply relax surrounded by a nice woman who, of course, will just pretend that she is interested in you. To be honest, this is what I wanted, not to fuck. But, that’s how I forgot about it, in general, until one summer Saturday, when the absence of a female body nearby completely blew my mind. “We need to solve this urgently,” I thought, and at the same time I decided to check whether everything was so cloudless in these salons.

Googled the most sane according to reviews. Cool, almost in the center of Kyiv. Okay, let’s go. I arrived at the place… and wandered around for about 20 minutes. According to geolocation, the salon was in a residential building right next to the entrance, but there was nothing similar anywhere else. Well, you know, that’s all. Abandoning anonymity, I called from the main phone number from the website, and they told me how to get there. It turned out that there was one inconspicuous metal door on which an Asian girl was drawn in outline – no identification marks at all and no entrance as such. Okay. I rang the bell and the receptionist opened the door. We walked through a dark room with red neon lighting, during which time they asked me what time I came, and what set I would take.

And then the first thing happened, which is actually common to all of Kyiv – prices on the website are always lower than in reality. I don’t know what caused this, but it was written there that the minimum program costs 800 hryvnia, and then – in increasing order. The minimum, if anything, is when you can’t touch a girl in principle.
I sort of understood the pricing issues in advance, so I withdrew a thousand from the card… and it’s as if there wasn’t any more, if that’s the case. Only a thousand for everything about everything. And then the administrator tells me the following:

“Minimum program 900, mutual massage – 1200”. And I have a thousand. That is, so that you understand – I don’t know where I came and what will happen next, but I know for sure that a university scholarship in this country is equal to ±700 hryvnia, ordinary prostitution starts from 300, and here they ask me for 900 for 30 minutes of massage and 30 minutes of handjob, without the opportunity to touch the girl in any way. Well… oh well, it’s still worth a try. I took the minimum and moved on. They brought out three girls to choose from, and I immediately fell asleep like a nervous sucker who came for the first time, having wasted all efforts to express equanimity. Okay, let’s go. I chose the one that I liked at least somehow – a girl of good appearance, about 23-24 years old. Looks like one of those, you know, ones who run Instagram* with a couple of thousand subscribers – not my type at all, but the rest were even more dubious.

The chosen lady led https://casinonz.co.uk/login/ me into a very spacious room, with a low double bed and dim lighting. Paid immediately. He says, “Go take a shower, I’ll be there in a couple of minutes.”. That’s it, give or take. No emotions, no conversation… we didn’t even say hello. It’s just as if they were punching my bread at the checkout, somehow it all happened at the same level. I felt kind of fucked up, but still started to undress. Where should we run now??
Undressed, got into the shower. I washed myself right before leaving the house, but since the guy from Dvacha said that I still need to wash, that means I need to wash. It’s cold, I’m completely lost, I don’t even see hot water. Oh, here you go. I went, great. Damn, you’re standing naked and washing yourself in a place that 15 minutes ago you didn’t even know about. There is no talk of relaxation. Bam, here comes the young lady, as soon as I got under the water – okay, let’s get out. By the way, she was already naked, and upon entering, she turned off the main lighting in the room – now only the red neon lamp remained. I crawl out sideways so as not to be physiologically burned by the fact that I’m shy (HAHA BITCH WELL YOU UNDERSTAND IT’S LIKE THE DICK IS SQUEEZED IN GENERAL))))))), and in the meantime she is laying an oilcloth on the bed.

Says: “Lie on your stomach, legs wide”. I lie down, and she… and she goes and turns on the music on the speaker on the coffee table. And then I went crazy. Not only was the music playing SOME LOUDER than a normal person needs to relax, but it wasn’t ambient… it was Russian rap. Loud Russian rap. The best thing is to get a buzz.
Okay, let’s move on. Here I feel a firm touch on my ankle with an oiled hand, which slowly began to rise a little higher to my calf and thighs. In general, yes, the girl clearly took massage courses, and it was very pleasant, I don’t even want to deny it.
Just don’t get me wrong, there was no excitement in this. You lie face down on the floor, something crushes you that you don’t even see, and only with your hands (at that moment I was waiting for them to lay their whole body on me, WELL, LIKE IN A PINK. I wouldn’t have come there if it weren’t for this in the program).

And at the same time, another mistake I made was that I went there tired. Although, as it were, such places are recommended to visit for those who want to “relax after a hard day of work,” but I did not understand this topic at all. I was tired that day, very tired, and with a very pleasant REGULAR massage I… simply wanted to fall asleep. Like this. Zero erection, zero thoughts on the matter – only the desire to fall asleep and forget about everything. And it’s strange. Well, there seems to be a beautiful naked girl nearby, but all you want to do is laugh, because anything can pop into your head, but not just what’s next to you. Like in memes. Well… well nothing! When she rubs her whole body against me, then I wake up in all parts of my body! It is necessary to fall current ©.
And I was waiting for it to be fun. But it didn’t become. And then she says: “Turn over”. Just one word. All these 30 minutes before were in pure silence, to the fucking howls of fucking Russian rap.

I roll over onto my back and immediately a loud “HOLY FUCK” flashes through my head. ». Well, hello Mr. sluggish, long time no see… actually never seen each other, and that embarrasses me even more. Yes, for a very long time and very much I was afraid of being in front of a girl with an erect penis. Welcome to the realization of another fear.
Yes guys, I already felt fucked. Lying like a whistle at the ceiling in front of a generally beautiful girl who tried REALLY hard to hide her disgust, but failed. Well yes, welcome, welcome. Okay, fuck it – now the fun part will begin, and then I’ll rehabilitate myself.

And then the second fuck happened – I felt that someone was touching my long-suffering penis. And how did I feel because of this?? Pain. Only pain. Yes guys, four surgeries went through, and by that time I was still in pain from touching my pussy. Just so you understand, before the fourth operation I was limping. Just fucking limping from pain when walking.
And this pain is the only thing I feel. If it weren’t for Russian rap, then the room was immersed in silence (after “Turn Over,” the girl didn’t utter a word!), would be filled with hissing sounds through the teeth, like those people make when they burn. But they just crushed my dick.
And yes, that’s all – there was nothing stupid besides this.

This is the main point. Here I am lying on my back, on an oilcloth, on a bed, in a dark room. A naked girl is sitting next to me… and she’s just doing something with my dick with her hands. Just like that. Due to the lack of lighting, even silhouettes cannot be clearly seen, not to mention nudity, the beauty of a face or figure. That is, how can I tell you… it’s just technically not exciting. In general, it doesn’t matter which girl you choose, YOU DON’T SEE HER in this environment. And you don’t even fucking feel it, because only her hands are in contact with you. This is the fucking level of that same “stranger” when you sit on your hand and then jerk it off, imagining that it’s someone else doing this to you. Here’s one to one, I’m not bullshitting.
Only it hurts me. And you know what’s funny – I spent a total of about four hours of my life in the same position on operating tables, in the gloomy walls of hospitals, under the gaze of inadequate doctors. The association from sensations is the same. I don’t feel calm. I’m lying there and waiting for the lidocaine bitch to work, otherwise it hurts guys.

-Okay, wait. – I stop.
-M?
-Listen, this won’t work. I can’t relax.
-Yes, that’s what I see)))
-“fucking cheered me up. “Listen, you’re… just continue like this, or you’ll lay your body on me?
-…Uh? Ah, ha, no! What are you? That’s the only way.
-..
-.
-..
-.
-Enough… it’s no use. Let me just lie on my stomach again and you continue with the regular massage, okay?
-OK.

And I turned over again. Yeah guys, this is complete bullshit. Whether you are yelling there or experiencing Spanish shame, but inside me at that moment something just up and died. Everything went as far as I had feared in my worst nightmares, as much as it could. I wanted to cry. Really curl up into a ball and cry. But there is nothing. I just lay face down on the bed while they continued to knead me, and I didn’t even blink the whole time. No thoughts or options on what to do next. I was just thinking what a fucking idiot I am. What a sucker, what a schmuck bitch, how did this happen, how I want to fall underground so that no one will ever see or hear. This is a fiasco.

The timer rang and she said that was it. I got out of bed and just watched as she, again without saying a single extra word, just picked it up and left the room. I felt bad at heart. I realized that that dvacher dude and I live in different worlds. His personal life began with such a campaign, and I lost all self-respect. He came across a girl who made him feel like someone, and I came across a factory worker who made me feel like nothing at all. I washed myself, got dressed, left the building with a gloomy face, barely squeezing out “Bye” at the entrance, and simply walked towards the center, bypassing the metro.

Conclusions? Well I made them. And, oddly enough, very positive and very useful in this case. I don’t know if anyone needs them, if the main story from which you’ll get something to screw with me for another six months has already been told, but if anyone is interested in why, after this day, on the contrary, I only became more confident – 10 pluses to this comment, and I’ll add a small DLC.
Now it’s just such a mess in my head that there’s no way.
In short, I’ll just say that I stopped at least somehow worrying about that situation after half an hour, although it was quite difficult to write this text now. Not so much because it’s like it’s personal, but because guys, I really had to remember what, in almost 20 years of my existence, became the most shitty and shameful incident in my intimate life. All this is complemented by just the icing on the cake – I also paid for all this.

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I don’t know why the hell you’re dragging me into your interethnic Eugopean love, what does it have to do with me, why should I even draw anything, but so be it..

Thank you very much to everyone for your understanding and support, although at the end I said that there was no negativity left from that situation by the end of the day. Now we still need to clarify.

Firstly, I have this idea about life – and, by the way, not least thanks to the SG Blogs and smoking rooms in particular – that everything that can be corrected purely technically is not considered a problem at all. If you can collect your thoughts, get your ass off the couch and solve the situation, then for me these are just temporary difficulties.
Paralytic disability, dementia, unexpected death – this is really scary, and even so people still manage to live and overcome. It’s not that you want to take a “thank you for at least not pissing” attitude, but, on the contrary, the more options there are to resolve the issue, and the less time it takes, the less you should be afraid of this thing. And there were enough options for the story described.

Secondly, in fact, “being afraid” is generally a dubious thing. You know, with many (and, unfortunately, not all) things that scared me, at one point I just had to take it and face it. And of those with which it worked, over the past five years, NOT ONE fear has been justified as truly worthy of bending before it. Seriously, absolutely every such episode, which I was afraid of like fire, after it happened, did not seem like something life-changing – on the contrary, the state of eternal fear of this fear has a much worse effect on the psyche than the fulfillment of this very fear.
That’s true. Of course, not everything can be just taken up and mastered right away, but if there is an option to overcome yourself and survive what you are afraid of, there is a VERY high chance that you will stop being afraid. At least verified by yourself.

And thirdly, from the words of other people, their stories usually seem much harsher than they actually see. Seriously, you tell me that my stories are cruel, but I myself still listen to people with a calm face telling things that make my heart sink. They survived it, it’s not scary for them, and damn it – maybe they’re just being dramatic. This all also needs to be taken into account and experienced. Look, Vika won’t let you lie that the term “psychopathic agitation” is strongly tied to this.

And these three points in total greatly influenced what happened next after the salon. I re-read what I wrote yesterday – I don’t want to hide it, I really know how to type words in such a way as to evoke a certain reaction in the reader. And yet, here I don’t seem to have gone too far with the dramatization regarding what really happened. But taking into account what was written above in the same message, you need to understand that this state lasted for me… about five minutes or so. Yes.
What really saved me was that by the time of the hike I had already had some experience with girls, which made it clear that what had happened— this is wrong. I don’t know how I would have reacted if I had never held a hand before, and in fact I don’t even want to imagine, but in reality it became crystal clear that EVERYTHING HAD TO BE WRONG.
And so, literally outside the salon door, a swarm of thoughts began, which, oddly enough, did not drive one into self-examination, but on the contrary gave more reasons to correct the situation.

“Hehey, you really just ended up with a shriveled pussy in front of a naked stranger girl who, for your money, gave you the crappiest handjob of all. Agree, in my head it all seemed much scarier.»

With this thought, I began to walk more and more confidently and purposefully, drawing conclusions from what happened.
“First of all, man, watch less porn. And then I jerked off, damn it. Secondly – bitch, now put it on your nose that if you have to have sex, then do it without any stress." – and a few of these insignificant things that, of course, tend to go wrong with:

But from the fact that I do not intend to violate, and the most important of all conclusions was that I will not give a single penny more for physical intimacy with women. Not a hryvnia. And it’s not even a question of redneckness, but of the understanding that… well, damn it, before I managed to some extent get from girls what I wanted for joy, and absolutely free. Actually, I have never in my memory invested money in “intimacy”, simply because for me it contradicts the very idea of intimacy. And I received. "For this".
And then I paid a decent amount of money, and the fucking pig was in a poke. That is, hello, this is not even the product in the store that you paid for! I gave myself completely objective money, but in return they gave me game – and a ton of similar stories. Why even consider this as an option?? For what?

I just took it and threw out of my head this rudimentary element of life that had previously interested me. I used to be interested, but now I’m not interested at all. Seriously, it’s better than if I got into it and then went there with every paycheck, yeah. And yes, I said that it went away after half an hour – well, to the extent that in my desire to rehabilitate myself, half an hour after leaving the salon I walked and talked with a girl who was not much inferior in appearance to that masseuse. I just came up to meet you in the center and met. FOR FREE. Even though our acquaintance ended that evening (the girl, despite her beauty, turned out to be damn boring and uninteresting. Alas.), the very fact that I actually have enough skill for such things made it clear that there was no problem at all. Just tried something that didn’t work. Therefore everything is really good.

In general, thank you guys, of course, but just keep in mind that the cool stories that I tell you by themselves do not reflect my quality of life. What globally happens to her after moving to Kyiv is really a luxury that not every person her age can afford, and for this I am seriously grateful to anyone I can. The last six months have been the calmest and most pleasant of, perhaps, my entire teenage youth, and what is most pleasing is that this is all exactly as much a consequence of chance as the fruits of hard work, the compensation of which at one time I didn’t even believe in. This really works, people. You Plow -> You Receive. Life has not yet managed to dissuade me from the fact that each of us has enough strength and ability to make our life the way we would like, and therefore, if someone experiences discomfort in something, it’s time to try to get rid of it. It will work out, the market. love you

Thank you for your comment, Andrey and Strelka. Thank you all at once, because you can answer everything in one key, but I don’t want to stretch the traffic:

This was all a relatively long time ago (the beginning of summer), and there are no more unpleasant precipitations left. On the contrary, I say, even in the context of your wishes, my current situation is closer than that story above. However, I won’t say anything, I’ve already broken down on this occasion a bunch of times – and let your wine steep, it will only get better with time)

The same applies to the cube – I always thought that what fell out of the twenty-sided cube was rather a “lol”, because things that I regard as truly terrible have not happened to me for a very long time. Yes, it didn’t happen at all, if you look at it – it’s all more ironic and lulz than sad. And that’s why, perhaps, I share them, because despite the seemingly depressive touch, I wouldn’t tell any of my cool stories if I couldn’t profit from it myself. Everything’s fun. Hoy!

5Sep

Silent Hill: The Letters (GTA V Machinima)

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Many years ago, Trevor left home, leaving behind his seriously ill mother, who, feeling weak and desperate, drove him away. The only things that reminded him of his mother were her letters, saturated with hatred and pain. But then one day Trevor, obeying a long-forgotten feeling of guilt, decides to visit her. And he, clutching an old photograph in his hands, from which a young and still healthy mother looked at him with a smile, returns home, not yet suspecting that he will find himself in a nightmare generated by Silent Hill.

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Ten-minute opening, long shots (no text). Yes, it creates an atmosphere, but the author clearly went too far. References are out of place. This is the mention of Mary in the letter when you are trying to get into the stories this video, rather than remembering the second SH, causes… nothing. It just ruins the atmosphere of the video itself. If this is done in order to determine the approximate time period of what is happening and thus explain the lack of mobile phones, then fine. The dialogue with the mother behind the door is perceived not as a reference, a tribute, but as a blatant copy. In Born from a wish it was a surprise. Here you know the end of the scene from the very beginning. Why does GG decide that his mother was not in the Hospital if he himself was not in Brookhaven? Because the bed isn’t made at home? But the feature with text and items pleased me.
Anyway, thanks for digging in :3

Damn it’s very cool, but 40 minutes is too much. I rewinded it repeatedly because, well, simply nothing happened. Perfectly creates the atmosphere, the music and sounds from SH fit in perfectly, but it’s too drawn out.

I think that if the hero had immediately spoken about the death of his mother, then the further half of the film and the subsequent nightmares that haunt him would not have made any sense. All subsequent events pushed the hero towards the truth. He stuffed all the memories of the tragedy into a suitcase and threw it into the sea, but the suitcase itself nevertheless remains, even if it lies at the very bottom. It’s the same with the subconscious, inside of which these memories are hidden. Therefore, once in the apartment, he only speculates. He is tormented by strange feelings and doubts, he is confused, because the real world has just shattered some of his illusions that he lived with for many years. Hence Brookhaven, where his mother never lay, but he convinced himself that she was alive and was simply being treated there, going crazy. And that everything is fine.

I had an idea to use a scene with a flashback, which in reality follows after the “planes” – in the apartment. So that he comes in immediately and remembers. But as I said above, it would be pointless for all further scenes. Then the film would most likely end half an hour earlier, because.To. the whole point would have already happened. But you must admit that this is somehow wrong, right? Like James, the hero needed to face his nightmares embodied in reality, just like monsters who looked like patients in a straitjacket, reminding him of his sick mother, etc.d. This should have prompted him to remember. Therefore, after guesses and misconceptions, he, like us viewers, gets all the answers closer to the end.

Brookhaven was not shown https://supa-casino.co.uk/withdrawal/ for one simple reason: there is no model of this area. There was an option to do the scenes on a Green Screen, but it would have looked just as sloppy, because.To. it would be necessary to take screenshots from the same CX2 or CX3 of this hospital and then substitute the hero there. And the games are very different graphically, so it wouldn’t look the best, just the so-called hack. 🙂 Of course, it would be possible to find some locations in the game that looked like a hospital, but I think the audience would determine that this is not Brookhaven. If we do show it, then everything is exactly as it is, and not present the area as something it is not. 🙂

Thanks for the criticism. For your opinion on the camera work too. )

The film itself is full of various references.

About Born from a wish. It is very difficult to please different kinds of viewers, if you create, try to come up with something new, even in the conditions of GTA, it will not always suit everyone, just like you try to make references that you seem to leave for the fans, but on the contrary they are criticized for finding them, which is strange. Maybe well deserved, maybe not.

As for the mother, the hero built an illusion, invented a non-existent world, buried memories of his mother deep in his subconscious and lived perceiving everything as an illusion. But the truth was hidden deep in the subconscious and it was embodied in the form of letters that only the main character saw. The letters came again, again and again, like a hidden pain that periodically makes itself felt. He invented the hospital, and he came up with the idea that she was lying there and being treated, he came up with much more to protect himself from pain and save himself from guilt. As a rule, letters make themselves felt more and more often and he decides to visit his mother, which ultimately turns out for him to be the knowledge of the truth about what really happened.

Again, in this story there is a reference to James from CX2, also familiar to all fans of the series.

This was not an attempt to create something new, but to make a film based on references to your favorite game, creating a little of your own story against the backdrop of all this.

This is understandable, but at the moment when he says that she is not in Brookhaven, he is still denying her death. He doesn’t say, "I feel, that my mother is not in the hospital,” he is absolutely sure that she is not there. At this moment we don’t know that the mother is dead. Looks illogical.

This was not an attempt to create something new, but to make a film based on references to your favorite game, creating a little of your own story against the backdrop of all this.

OK. I probably just didn’t expect that there would be anything original there, but the degree of copy-paste was upsetting.

I think that if the hero had immediately spoken about the death of his mother, then the further half of the film and the subsequent nightmares that haunt him would not have made any sense.

And I didn’t write that he had to say that. Of course, this is the main outline of the plot, but you could have stopped by Brookhaven, left a note, said that for some reason there are no bills for hospital services. At least the same “I feel / It seems to me”, and not the confident “She’s not there, because she’s not there, because I said so”. Because exactly at the moment when he says it, it sounds like hackwork, nothing more.

Then the film would most likely end half an hour earlier, because.To. the whole point would have already happened. But you must admit that this is somehow wrong, right?

Absolutely. I haven’t written anything against this statement.
By the way, at first I thought it wasn’t your machinima. The camera work was still pleasing (but as if I understood something about it). And the scene with the planes was very surreal.

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